I am sure it is hayfever - I only do hayfever every so often (usually a nice moist spring like this year).
I did compensate with a little red! I just did a big edit to this post! Too much! Green that is!
Well, it really is a lot of red - after I hulled the strawberries I have 4 Kgs of the little darlings to turn into jam.
Don't they just look good enough to eat! Not really but the colour is to die for! I did nibble a bit as I hulled, with a small bowl of cream for dipping. What is left are definitely jam strawberries and my hands smell yummy!
By tomorrow night this should be bottles and bottles of yummy strawberry jam!